That's Racist.

Angry Bird.

OMG! FIFA Scandal.

Jack Warner releases email from Jerome Valcke claiming Qatar 'bought' the World Cup:



Dear Jack, lots of questions ;)
...

"For FICO, I perfectly understand your position about England. There is not a major point it is true to be discussed. I think MBH (Mohammed bin Hammam) will try to attack us on various points but am prepared to answer. Nothing very new since Robben Island 2009 Exco!
"For MBH, I never understood why he was running. If really he thought he had a chance or just being an extreme way to express much he does not like anymore JSB. Or he thought you can buy FIFA as they bought the WC.

"I have a bet since day one, he will withdraw but on June 1st after his 10 min speech. By doing so he can say he push Blatter to make new commitments bla bla bla and get out under applause. Before means he is a loser.
...

"Wow, just wake up, being in San Francisco for a few hours before flying at 1pm to Sao Paulo for the day. And am writing so much ;)).
"Enjoy your day,
"Jerome"

Sepp Blatter promises investigation into why the Secretary General of FIFA writes emails like a 13 year old girl; " I am sooo going to get to the bottom of this! : ("

Parental Advisory Warning: 'Don't Have Kids'

Better Late Than Never.

A week later than predicted it appears that the end of the world is in fact nigh and the Rapture has begun.  Barcelona manager Pep Guardiola, having lived a good life and won the Champion's League twice, was the first deserving Christian to ascend to heaven.  At time of writing Welsh sinner Ryan Giggs was still earth-bound.

Ferguson Announces Team For Champion's League Final

This guy..

Maybe him..



In mid-field..

In goals..

These two..



And Ryan Giggs.

No One Asked For Your Life Story Dude.