That's Racist.

Angry Bird.

OMG! FIFA Scandal.

Jack Warner releases email from Jerome Valcke claiming Qatar 'bought' the World Cup:



Dear Jack, lots of questions ;)
...

"For FICO, I perfectly understand your position about England. There is not a major point it is true to be discussed. I think MBH (Mohammed bin Hammam) will try to attack us on various points but am prepared to answer. Nothing very new since Robben Island 2009 Exco!
"For MBH, I never understood why he was running. If really he thought he had a chance or just being an extreme way to express much he does not like anymore JSB. Or he thought you can buy FIFA as they bought the WC.

"I have a bet since day one, he will withdraw but on June 1st after his 10 min speech. By doing so he can say he push Blatter to make new commitments bla bla bla and get out under applause. Before means he is a loser.
...

"Wow, just wake up, being in San Francisco for a few hours before flying at 1pm to Sao Paulo for the day. And am writing so much ;)).
"Enjoy your day,
"Jerome"

Sepp Blatter promises investigation into why the Secretary General of FIFA writes emails like a 13 year old girl; " I am sooo going to get to the bottom of this! : ("

Parental Advisory Warning: 'Don't Have Kids'

Better Late Than Never.

A week later than predicted it appears that the end of the world is in fact nigh and the Rapture has begun.  Barcelona manager Pep Guardiola, having lived a good life and won the Champion's League twice, was the first deserving Christian to ascend to heaven.  At time of writing Welsh sinner Ryan Giggs was still earth-bound.

Ferguson Announces Team For Champion's League Final

This guy..

Maybe him..



In mid-field..

In goals..

These two..



And Ryan Giggs.

No One Asked For Your Life Story Dude.

Muppets!

US Navy Stops Little Mermaid Sequel!

 

Disney withdraws Seal Team 6 trademark application

Disney criticised for applying to use name of elite navy team two days after raid on Osama bin Laden complex in Pakistan

Walt Disney has withdrawn its application to trademark Seal Team 6, the name of the elite unit that killed Osama bin Laden, after the US navy moved to protect its rights and the entertainment giant endured a wave of criticism.

Associated Press

guardian.co.uk, Thursday 26 May 2011 08.57 BST

Article history

Throw out your CV!

The Hangover.

"Oh My God!  I feel awful, what the hell did we do yesterday?"

 











"Did I steal a baby?!!"



Ireland's Next Top Gardener!

Auditions continue this week.

Next!

Bugger...

Hey, Did You See The Stupid Hat Beatrice Wore To The Wedding?!!



Barack Mobile

Cool!  But can it go over ramps?

...no.

Michelle Obama Can't Wait for Jedward Concert!

Cheer Up!

Its not the end of the world!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/8527582/Apocalypse-not-right-now-Rapture-end-of-world-fails-to-materialise.html

Gardai Outstanding In Their Field

Queen Meets Tallest Woman in Ireland

Beagle's Unfair Dismissal Claim Thrown Out.

A beagle has dramatically lost his appeal against dismissal after the defence produced this picture in court. 

Any Plans For The Weekend?

Only two more sleeps!!  Ever.



Star of 'Cougar Town' Meets Queen

"Hello Iris, do you know anywhere we could get a decent cup of coffee?"

"Oh, Your Majesty is truly hilarious."

"We are, aren't we?  Ha Ha"

Reknowned Kleptomaniac Prince Philip Thwarted!

Taoiseach's wife Fionnuala Kenny kept a tight grip on her handbag as Prince Philip of England eyed up it's easy open clasp and tempting purse-shaped bulge.  Staffers earlier removed all knick knacks from the mantlepiece except for the ugly clock which was a gift from the president of Poland.  Taoiseach Enda Kenny was later heard to remark; "Where's my pen?"

Queen in Green Shocker!

The Queen of England has landed in Ireland wearing a green outfit, she was whisked away to meet the Irish President at Aras an Uachtarain for a reception of Taytos and red lemonade.