Wednesday, 18 May 2011

Reknowned Kleptomaniac Prince Philip Thwarted!

Taoiseach's wife Fionnuala Kenny kept a tight grip on her handbag as Prince Philip of England eyed up it's easy open clasp and tempting purse-shaped bulge.  Staffers earlier removed all knick knacks from the mantlepiece except for the ugly clock which was a gift from the president of Poland.  Taoiseach Enda Kenny was later heard to remark; "Where's my pen?"

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