Pain in the Aras: Election Special: ELECTION PROMISES

If elected, I will not be making sweet, man-love in the Aras.



If elected, I will look smokin' at all state occasions.

If elected, I will smite my enemies.

Elect me and no one gets hurt.

I mean -  if elected, I won't kill anyone.

Not that I would kill anyone.

I've never killed anyone.

Pain in The Aras: Election Special Part 1

Vote for me, I never actually killed someone!

Vote for me, I never actually slept with an underage boy.

Vote for me, or you'll burn in hell.

Vote for me, my hair is HUGE!

Vote for me, I have no money for posters.

Vote for me, I'm Michael D.

Vote for me, I'm Gay.

I also have never slept with an underage boy.