Friday, 30 September 2011

Pain in the Aras: Election Special: ELECTION PROMISES


If elected, I will not be making sweet, man-love in the Aras.


If elected, I will look smokin' at all state occasions.


If elected, I will smite my enemies.


Elect me and no one gets hurt.
I mean -  if elected, I won't kill anyone.
Not that I would kill anyone.
I've never killed anyone.


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